You won't get no sleep tonight.

Last night was not a great night for my sleep cycle. I went to bed at three am, and it was past four in the morning by the time I actually fell asleep.

Which is a long time to toss and turn. So to pass the time amusingly, I figured out ways that Criminal Minds would get rid of each character, should that actor try to leave. It's like counting sheep, only depressing!

( Disclaimer: I do not actually want these things to happen. I am not tempting fate. )

And there you have it. My 4 am thoughts on Criminal Minds.