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Conversation between my mother and me in the car:*
MOM: Want to hear what I got Kiera for her kindergarten graduation?
ME: Sure.
MOM: One of those stuffed animals with a code on the tag, and then if you go online and enter the code, they name a star after you.
ME: A real star?
MOM: Yeah. Isn't that cool?
ME: What if, in a thousand years, when humans are colonizing other planets, the first habitable one we find is around "Kiera"?
MOM: [laughs] There would be Kiera-rises and Kiera-sets.
ME: "You are my Kiera-shine, my only Kiera-shine..."
MOM: You'd better wear some Kiera-block, or you'll get Kiera-burned.
ME: And instead of naming their kids "Sunny," people will just name them "Kiera."
*Conversation may be edited for cutting out of digressions.
MOM: Want to hear what I got Kiera for her kindergarten graduation?
ME: Sure.
MOM: One of those stuffed animals with a code on the tag, and then if you go online and enter the code, they name a star after you.
ME: A real star?
MOM: Yeah. Isn't that cool?
ME: What if, in a thousand years, when humans are colonizing other planets, the first habitable one we find is around "Kiera"?
MOM: [laughs] There would be Kiera-rises and Kiera-sets.
ME: "You are my Kiera-shine, my only Kiera-shine..."
MOM: You'd better wear some Kiera-block, or you'll get Kiera-burned.
ME: And instead of naming their kids "Sunny," people will just name them "Kiera."
*Conversation may be edited for cutting out of digressions.