Dispatches from a house run by pets

[beatriceeagle]

*shamelessly steals posting format from matociquala*


Dog: There's a cat in the garage!
Me: I know there is. He's a lost pet. We're taking him to the vet tomorrow.
Dog: But...there's a cat in the garage!
Me: I know.
Dog: What are you going to do about it?
Me: I'm going to feed him. And then I'm going to do my homework.
Dog: But there's a cat in the garage! This situation requires drastic action!
Me: I'm letting him eat the tuna that was supposed to be my lunch. That's drastic action.
Dog: ...I was thinking more along the lines of letting me eat him.
Me: No.
Dog: *pouts*